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zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

  #litrally me  

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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angeldustdivinity:

Oh god.

angeldustdivinity:

Oh god.

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is

Ignore every instinct to flee. Remember: you are a monster too
Destiny; fieldplate gauntlets description (via facina-oris)
Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

giannigaga:

when straight guys cover songs by female artists and don’t change the pronouns

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cassandraclare:

unseelieprince:

The Mortal Instruments + Texts From Last Night

strangely genius